WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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