god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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