OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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