My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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