But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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