Porn is love you can see.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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