yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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