I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
