Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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