Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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