Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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