She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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