are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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