so that wasnt chicken after all
Me too!
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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