Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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