I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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