But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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