How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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