so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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