my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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