She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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