is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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