In the future we'll all be gay
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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