I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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