her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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