I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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