I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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