so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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