So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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