i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No subtext here. People are naked.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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