Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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