can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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