I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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