i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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