I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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