How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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