PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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