I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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