normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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