whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
