U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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