Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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