If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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