We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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