last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So many bounce houses so little time
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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