ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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