So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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