I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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