they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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