I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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