When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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